Broccoli

There are many vegetables in the world. One is called Broccoli. Broccoli is often confused for Cauliflower, which is disgusting, by those uneducated in vegetables. One can quickly learn the distance by having someone slap them in the face with both a head of broccoli and cauliflower. Cauliflower is much more dense, and therefore more likely to hurt when used as a weapon. Broccoli is known in many cultures for being gross. Let this be known that this is a misnomer, for broccoli is delicious. You can steam it or eat it raw, and if you truly abhor the taste of broccoli, there are a number of condiments available to cover up broccoli's luscious taste. This author recommends sea salt or Tabasco sauce. Broccoli is also famous. Broccoli was featured in the book "Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days", as well as an episode of the hit animated television show, "Family Guy."